Virus Vernacular Vanguard Prints

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Gene Therapy

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

New scenario with the vaccine

Coronavirus Debate

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

America is first!

Snow globe vaccine

Vaccine shortage in Europe

The Covid Tail

Music Freak.

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Delta and Omicron Race

Dow Jones

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Humanity vs. Corona

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."