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Prize vegetables.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

An informed voter is a good voter

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

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'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Coleridge'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Poetry repairman

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

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"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Writer

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Music Freak.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Have you considered vlogging?"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Turn down the bass."