Virus Counter Gifts

Accounting for the pandemic

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Science and Coronavirus

Decontamination

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Strainspotting

'Put it under my microscope!'

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

Thank you Doctor

Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.

Covid Variants

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

SUPER SATURDAY!

Covid Eats Up the World

'We're in luck. The new virus is highly contagious...and so is the antibody.'

Census Infinity.

"There's a rumor that someone in the company is spreading a virus."

"Look, baby, I haven't much time. I'm only a twenty-four virus, you know."

Omicron variant

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

"I'm worried about the mental impact humans are having on me."

Strainspotting

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

"You've got to admire the way he's clung on."

Omicron

'This is Heather in HR. I think that my computer has a bird flu virus.''