Virtue Warrior T-Shirts

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Monk Prompt

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Nun Binning the Devil

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Breaking Through

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!