Virtue Explorer Mugs

"I received your text message about the importance of tolerance and forgiveness. Now what did you do?"

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Tiny Visions

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Truth

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

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