Virtual Work Buddies Mugs

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'What's wrong now?'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Make yourself comfortable so that we can discuss your raise."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

Dog Park Zoom

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

"Thanks for coming in."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'Miss Barnes, cancel my appointments. If I start swimming now, I can be back in the office in a few weeks.'

"I'm going in."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

'Do you spell 'riddance' with one 'd' or two?'

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Bring your problems to work day.

Negative Interest Meeting

STRIP Hambone: Looking at problems