Virtual Social Butterflies Mugs

"As a matter of fact... yes, this IS my first online date!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Social distancing

Party Animals.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Go team!

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."