Social Butterfly Mugs

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"It's Lida Bascom's husband - he's frightfully unhappy."

Thursday is the new Friday

"Shall we join the men?"

"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

"Here's to missing the big picture."

They Love Themselves

Professional Couples

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

Dialogue

The elephant in the room.

"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'

'I love our nights in together, just you, me and our 756 friends.'

"I miss the old days."

"Just don't be yourself."

Me/Mine/I-me/I/Myself...

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

'I've heard so much about you.' 'All bad I hope?'

'Just here to chat' lane in a swimming pool.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'I used to text, but now there's a patch that allows me to communicate face to face.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"Gog, this Og. Og, Gog." - Early mingling

"I practiced my networking elevator speech on an escalator, which messed with my timing."

"I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said"