Virtual Orchestra Leader Pillows

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Orchestra.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Orchestra conductor

Occupational Hazards.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Violinist.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Violin family at Christmas

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Cello Concert

Team Flute

Doggy conductor

Gustav Holst

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Team Cello

One-man band rehearsal.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

No Bruch!

No Instruments Please

Animal Band.

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.