Orchestra Overseer Pillows

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

Romantic Violinist.

Orchestra.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

Triangle

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

Bassoons.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Timpani.

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

Music Lessons

Malcolm Sargent

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

Violin family at Christmas

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"