Virtual Meeting Survivors Mugs

"So no more zoom meetings. I take it."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Unsuccessful board meeting.

Meeting not going well?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

violence in workplace

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."