Virtual Life Explorer Pillows

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

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"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Great, now we're lost."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'