Virtual Gym Goer Pillows

"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Keep Fit.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

How to go form fit to fat...

Yoga for beginners,

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping lunch and jumping to conclusions won't help you tone up and lose weight.'

'Checkmate!'

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Treadmillstone