Virtual Gladiator Prints

Duel to the Death...

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

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"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

American Football.

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

Indoor Football

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Football Blockers.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'