Virtual Gesture Enthusiast Pillows

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

Jack Gleeson

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Mexican Serenade.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'Marry me!'

Irony: Then and Now

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Bakery - say it with flour.

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

When mimes make an appointment...

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Valentine's Day

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

Third base coaches during a brawl.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.