Virtual Gathering Virtuoso Gifts

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

Tartine

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"welcome man cave."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Zoom Christmas

"Whine and cheezed party."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Quiz Night...

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"5...4...3...2..."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"You remember Champ. . ."

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'