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Online Dating

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Everybody meets online these days."

Valentines

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Tough Love 2000

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

Love in social networks

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

"What do you have that'll act like a virus on a computer date?"

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"