Virtual Concert Goer Pillows

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

George Michael

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Italica

Freddie Mercury

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Steve Howe.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Songbird.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."