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"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Bingo night.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

"My wife bought me a Scrabble set for my birthday...I can't find the words to thank her!"

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

James Bond: The Cutback Years

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'