Virtual Bingo Buff Prints

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Bingo night.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'I'd like to push the envelope, go the extra mile, and think outside the box to facilitate a win-win solution to the over-utilization of buzzwords.'

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Ouija Bored

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

Bingo Addicts...

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Careful. The house always wins.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"My wife bought me a Scrabble set for my birthday...I can't find the words to thank her!"

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

James Bond: The Cutback Years

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

NOOO!! I hate when I'm missing the last piece of a puzzle! 4 piece puzzle.

"I'm pretty sure the word you've used to describe the new Scrabble isn't allowed."

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.