Viral Vitals Club Gifts

Delta & Omicron battle it out for territory

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Hack back with all you've got!"

You can relax now.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Coronavirus Debate

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

Guns won't help

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

America is first!

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

The Covid Tail

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

"Covid again!"

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

Pandemic - A global virus