Viral Trends T-Shirts

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Children of the Cough

'If we can learn to play the piano, we can make a fortune on the Internet!'

'A lot of students are absent. There's a viral video going around.'

Platinum Baby Shark

Flossing

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A Macaroni in 1772

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Eldrow

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Coronavirus

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '