Viral Story Aficionado Gifts

"If it's any help, your sentence was the most e-mailed story of the week."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

How logos change over time.

Elephant ass selfie.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

The Thinker?

Modern Life Blues

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Boris in Lockdown

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Selfie World

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

OMG.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Goodnight Social Media.

"All those in favor Retweet."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Scenic selfie site

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

Old songs made new

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."