Viral Star Gifts

'I'm afraid you've gone viral.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

"That explains all the cavities."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Cowvid-19

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

Summer of 2020

Someone putting parasite ornaments on a tree.

"You've got Meme's Disease."

"This is the Internet wing."