Viral Poster Gifts

"What have you tweeted this time?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"She's all over YouTube."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Gene Therapy

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'