Vip Experience Seeker Prints

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Football Royalty

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

Airplane

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Heaven Has VIP

Confusing directions,

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Pearly Gates Queue

Memories/New Experiences

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

Modern Presents

"You. You. And you."

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

How am I supposed to convince people to join our new loyalty rewards program for $9.95 a month? The program doesn't offer any actual rewards. The key to these programs is they make people feel special. Watch. Would you like to join our exclusive VIP Premier Exclusive Best Customer Reward Program? Or would you rather feel left out and scorned as a loser? Impossible dilemma.

"I'm glad my doctor is old. He understands my ailments because he has them."

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

Club Heaven.

The Great and the Good.

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'