Vip Experience Seeker Pillows

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Football Royalty

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Airplane

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Confusing directions,

Heaven Has VIP

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Pearly Gates Queue

Memories/New Experiences

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

Modern Presents

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"You. You. And you."

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

"I'm glad my doctor is old. He understands my ailments because he has them."

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

Club Heaven.

The Great and the Good.

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

Jacket, Tie and Money Required

Red carpet treatment