Vip Dreamer Gifts

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

Carpet

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bubbly

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Private Jet

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.