Violin Appreciator Gifts

Me, playing the violin

'I like your suit - just what I need when I ask my boss for a raise!'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Fun (circa 1955)

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Viola player coming through!"

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Men dancing

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

My Violinist Valentine

Happy Violinist

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Musician

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Jean Philippe Rameau

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

Captain

Niccolo Paganini

Formula One car models

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Randy Newman.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

Spring Violinist

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Sid James