Violin Admirers Gifts

'Why shouldn't he howl? It's his violin.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Viola player coming through!"

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Happy Violinist

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Edvard Grieg.

Johannes Brahms

Newton discovers surrealism

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'I'm organic.'

Niccolo Paganini

Formula One car models

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Masked Pianist

I love Music.

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

Antonio Vivaldi

Super-modified grand piano.

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

"Don't make me come down there."

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

Prison Music

"There's just one MINOR problem."

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

Pianist wearing face mask.

Elton John