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"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Vineyard

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Higher wisdom...

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."