Vintage Vehicle Visionary Pillows

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Thatched roof car.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Run from the hills!

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

The Music Lover.

Perfect Match

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Artists At The Auto Show

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Pottery

Louise Glück

"She's family."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

Seamus Heaney.

Stanescu.

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Covid 19 Variant

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'