Vehicle Visionary Pillows

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"I don't deal with soaring gas prices, it doesn't need electricity or oil changes and it replaces my dusty peloton sitting in the coner."

'That's what you get for kicking a wheel.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Thatched roof car.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Solar Cars

Your start-up team

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Louise Glück

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Seamus Heaney.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'