Vintage Vaudeville Fan T-Shirts

"I'm your hip replacement."

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Best before 65 million BC.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

The Gladiator.

Moulin Rouge Security

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

David Niven caricature

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Moon

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Peter Lorre caricature

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'Dauber Micawber'

Mick Jagger at 95.

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral