Vintage Treasure Hunter Mugs

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

Antique Furniture

'But Mikey - your stuff is junk-mine is collectible!'

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

A dog's fleas have abandoned him to attend the flea market.

"I'll take it."

Pricey Antiques. . . Just Plain Junk

Antiques

Antique silver

"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest second-hand shop is?"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Garage Sale

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Hi - what's new?'

Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

"I use it to stop little kids from touching everything."

"I know the piece is rare, Harry and it's in perfect condition and that you hate to part with it...but Harry...just give me the dam dealer price!"

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

Garage sale.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."