Vintage Stationery Buff Pillows

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Stationery Shop

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Biro Diversity

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Man with post it note

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Dip Pen

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Biro Security

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Company Ink.

"Say, Chief, any progress on the pencil case?"