Vintage Sport Enthusiast T-Shirts

Prudent old gentlman avoiding a dangerous jump whilst an imprudent juvenile takes it on

Diner.

Sir Winston Churchill

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"