Vintage Sport Enthusiast Mugs

Prudent old gentlman avoiding a dangerous jump whilst an imprudent juvenile takes it on

Diner.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Computer Class.

Typewriters and Laptops.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

Historic Bank Jobs.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism