Vintage Show Admirer Gifts

Before the Internet

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Downton Abbey Road"

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Do you do much walking?"

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

1930's Lady.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'