Vintage Rifle Restoration Mugs

Rifle Cleaning.

French Army knife

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

Hit Or Missler Gun

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

'Huh! I grew up with Lassie, and she wasn't as sweet and innocent as everybody thinks...'

'I prefer the term 'arrows' to 'unmanned drones.''

"Second hand blunderbuss for sale. Used by many politicians for foot shooting."

'I consider myself a throwback to the days when America made things - I make money at the stock market.'

'Uh oh.'

'Your truck won't start cause the warranty has just run out.'

"Have you heard anything from the throne-repair people yet?"

The Assassination of General Nelson by Jefferson C Davis

"Ever since that new, lighter club came out, I'm stuck with this heavy club that I can't even give away."

Kolossal! Krupp's Great Reconnoitring Mortar

"Oh, Wow! That pistol's a vintage P38. Can I hold it please?"

'I spent 20 years restoring this car. it's a beaut, huh, son? Can you think of anything better?'

'We're looking for 'antique items' today, sir - not antique relatives!'