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"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Young Elvis

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Mick Jagger.