Vintage Quirk Prints

Dirty Old Man

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Football Crazy strip six

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Real Estate Personals

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'He's dyslexic!'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

What's Their Secret?

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Mash-test Dummies.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

River Source

So, do you have any hidden talents?

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I suppose it does him credit - he never was big on facing reality."

"I always seem to attract nutters."

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

Peg Party.

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