Vintage Poster Lover Gifts

You can fly!

International Women's Day

Cocktails on the verandah.

Billy. The Kid.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

If all else fails, give up.