Movie Poster Aficionado Gifts

"You know, just because something is old doesn't mean it has value."

International Women's Day

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

"Housekeeping?!"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

If all else fails, give up.

AI

Fred Astaire

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Marilyn Ghost

Tin Man Visits New York

The Bride of Frankenstein

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"You folks ready to order?"

Smiley Face.

Marlon Brando

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Stop now and get some new ideas.

Insurance quote.

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

Printing Room

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

Lost squirrel poster.

"Who put up this poster of Julio Iglesias?"

Action film for sheep

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

Laurel & Hardy

Have You Seen Our Nut?