Vintage Musicals Gifts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Steve Howe.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Ringo Starr

"Play on."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Maria Teresa Vera

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Barber shop quartet

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Button up your overcoat.

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Freddy Starr died here.

Chuck Berry

Can I be Frank with you?

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Thank you for your service."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

Frank Sinatra

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Mia Martini

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

Madonna

Gramophone Headphone