Vintage Music Devices T-Shirts

"Now, this model not only plays fifty records but it changes them, turns them over, and gives you a brief comment on each by Deems Taylor."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Older and wiser

Button up your overcoat.

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"Thank you for your service."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Now it's high definition!"

Gramophone Headphone