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"Now, this model not only plays fifty records but it changes them, turns them over, and gives you a brief comment on each by Deems Taylor."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Steve Howe.

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Ringo Starr

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Button up your overcoat.

Older and wiser

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

"Thank you for your service."

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

Chuck Berry

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

Frank Sinatra

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

Madonna

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"Now it's high definition!"