Vintage Literature Aficionado Pillows

'The sad case of the bus pass of Dorian Gray.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Lend me your ears

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Jorge Luis Borges

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Marley had a little lamb

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Ivan Turgenev

Old West Bounty Hunter.

The evidence destroyed

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Wow!"

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."