Vintage Literary Lovers Gifts

".. Toad is determined to drive Heavy Goods Vehicles."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Out To Lurch

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Multi-Generational Books

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Solar Frankenstein

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Treasure Island Book.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

To read or not to read?

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'