Vintage Lifestyle Appreciator Prints

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Demure lady with gloves

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ladies by the seaside

"I love these old decorations!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Grandma's caf

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."