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'You don't look any better in 3D.'

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

Gentlemen's Club. Two old men looking at a woman guest - "I say, that chap's chest looks rather swollen."

"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Confusion on the Railways

A Little Mistake.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Mr. and Mrs. Mantalini in Ralph Nickleby's office

"Now all she needs is a brain. Of course if we can't find one, we could always dye her hair blonde I suppose."

Servant girls wishing to leave because the soldiers have moved from Knightsbridge.

"The kicker is... that was his eye doctor."

Harlow made the mistake of flashing an old retired Radio City Music Hall Rockette.

'Vlad the Impaler's coming to dinner.' 'Good -- I'll make shish-ka-bob!'

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

'Psst. I hear there's one 'old girl' at this reunion who's never, ever had any cosmetic surgery!'

Kenneth Williams.

What the butler saw machine - 'And people pay hard earned money to see this rubbish?'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Lucky for you, we happened to be passing.'

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

'SEA HO!' 'SEA HO!!' : An old sailing crew on land finds water.

"Sure, this used to be a one horse town, but not anymore...the horse died!"

High Life Below Stairs

"It's brought out twice as many for spring training as last year."

"Why, Gorgarty, you're blushing."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

An impolite young man making an order

Town Boy and Country Boy

"What?"